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I - I mean, if it were true.
我是說 如果是真的
Okay, here’s one for you.
我有問題
What do you do in your spare time?
你閑暇時間做什么?
Every 50 years or so,
每隔50年左右
When I wanna get away from the rush,
當我想放松一下的時候
I go down to a primitive tribe in new guinea
我會去新幾內亞島的一個原始部落
Where I’m worshipped as an immortal god,
在那里我被當做永恒的神
And they have a huge statue of me.
他們還為我造了一大座雕像
It’s a big party.
那真是個盛大的派對
Yeah, I’ve got a lot of pictures of it,
我還拍了很多照片
But I’ve already packed them up. I’m sorry.
但我已經打包了 不好意思
I won’t make the obvious nasty crack about more unwashed cavemen.
我可不想給骯臟的穴居人指出明顯的硬傷
Actually, bathing was the style
事實上 那時盛行洗澡
Until the middle ages when the church told us
直到中世紀教堂告訴我們
It was sinful to wash away god’s dirt,
洗去上帝賜予的污垢是罪惡的
So people were sewn
所以人們在十月
Into their underwear in october
把自己縫進內衣里
And they popped out in april.
來年四月才跳出來
You said you just happened.
你說你經歷過
I don’t believe that.
我不信
If your story’s true,
如果你的故事是真的
Why did god allow you to happen?
為什么上帝會允許你存在呢?
That makes an interesting point.
這個觀點有意思
