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She’s in her early 20s. You know the epic narrative I talked about?
她還年輕,我不是說過那個(gè)"劇本論"嗎?
Hers would not only be secret, it would be incoherent.
她的本子不單神秘,還缺乏連貫性。
I wouldn’t get past the cover page.
我連開場白都通不過。
I mean, I’m looking for something more than Sherry.
我是說我要找個(gè)比她更有內(nèi)涵的人。
"Hopelessly romantic, young 50s widower...
"極其浪漫,50掛零的鰥夫...
...seeks lady friend who enjoys the slow bloom of affection. ...
誠征欣賞遲來的愛情之花...
Loves dogs, children and long, meandering bike rides.
喜歡狗,孩子以及騎車閑游的女性朋友為伴。
I will be carrying a single yellow rose."
我會(huì)帶一支黃色玫瑰。
I gotta meet this guy. Where are your boob shirts?
就選這個(gè)好了 你的低胸衫放哪了?
My what? Your boob shirts.
什么? 低胸衫。
Don’t worry, I brought some of mine. Oh, boob shirts.
別擔(dān)心,我?guī)Я宋业膸准?低胸衫。
I can’t wear that. Okay, I have some dating tips for you.
我不能穿這個(gè)好了,我有些約會(huì)建議給你。
I got them from Sports Illustrated. Solid gold.
從雜志上看到的,絕對有用。
Yes, that’s always been my bible for personal relationships.
沒錯(cuò),能永遠(yuǎn)當(dāng)作， 我處理私人關(guān)系的金科玉律。
At least listen to the tips.
至少聽聽看啊。
Your sister has gone to a lot of trouble. Okay.
你妹妹花了不少時(shí)間才找來的 好吧。
"One, maintain eye contact. "
一,保持視線接觸。
But be sure it isn’t too intense. You aren’t a hawk eyeing its prey."
但確保不要過頭, 你不是一只掠食的老鷹。
Good that you told me. I might have done my hawk thing.
多謝你的提醒,沒準(zhǔn)我這么做過。
"Two, men respond sexually when they think women are excited by them." "
二,覺得女人為自己著迷時(shí) 男人會(huì)有生理反應(yīng)。
Really? "The more you like what you see...
是嗎? "你越喜歡你看到的...
...the more your pupils will open wide to take it all in." ...
你的瞳孔就會(huì)張得越大"。
Open your pupils.
試試看。
