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I mean, don’t get me wrong, we all wanted to sleep with Lisa, but marriage...
別誤會,我是說 我們都想和莉莎上床,但結婚...
That’s not right. I said that out loud, didn’t I?
這可不對 我不該說是吧?
You did. I better strike that from the record.
你已經說了 那我從"記錄中撤回"。
No, lawyers get to do that. I’m instructing you to disregard that.
律師可以這樣做,你就當沒聽見。
I think women have the whole thing planned.
我認為女人有一整套計劃。
Really, the whole thing.
真的,全盤計劃。
An epic narrative in their heads. You know my theory about this?
她們腦子里有個劇本, 懂我意思嗎?
When you meet, they have the whole story written.
她們一早就寫好了。
But you don’t get to read it.
但你沒看過。
But if you go off script...
可一旦你偏離了原作...
...right? They write you out of the story.
懂嗎?你就得退場。
I got written out of Act 3.
我第三幕就退場了。
Now you’re in Act 4, where I get you banged every night of the week.
現在你在第四幕, 我會讓你夜夜狂歡。
Charlie, I’m toast. I just got shredded. I am...
查理,我剛被撕成碎片,我。
It’s time, healing time. I’m on the bench. Hey. Hey.
該療傷了,我在替補席。
I’m out of the game. Bench me, bench me.
我退出了比賽,讓我歇會,歇會。
Hey. Benched.
歇會。
I’ll be right with you.
馬上來。
Hi. Can I help you? Single chicken breast, please.
要點什么? 請給我一塊雞胸肉。
For an extra 75 cents, you can get the whole fryer here.
再加75美分你能買下整只炸雞。
Two breasts, two thighs and a wing.
雞胸,雞腿,雞翅都有。
Thank you. I don’t know when I’d eat all that.
謝謝,我吃不了那么多。
It’s just an extra 75 cents. It’s not the 75 cents.
只要多加75美分 不是錢的事。
I hate to see food go bad.
我討厭看著食物壞掉。
We got a hundred recipes. You can cook them, freeze them and...
有辦法解決, 可以煮熟,冷藏以及。
Look, listen to me, mister. I’m divorced, okay?
聽著,先生,我離婚了,明白嗎?
I eat alone, usually standing over the sink.
一個人吃飯,就在水槽邊。
I don’t want chicken hanging around, okay?
我不想到處都是雞肉,懂嗎?
Okay. Thank you.
懂了，謝謝。
