Are you all right in elevators?

It won’t make you sick or anything, will it?

This is our bedroom.

And this is my wife’s dressing room.

She left a few dresses.Couldn’t be bothered to pick them up.

They’re worth thousands.Thousands.

This leather coat alone is worth 5000 quid.

So you see, the thing is this.Sit down.

The thing is this, my wife spends money like water.

So if you’re not careful, she’ll eat you out of house and home.

She was born to luxury, you know.Jamaica, the Ritz, the Swiss Alps.

What are you?Outofwork actor, part time chauffeur.

You’re out of your depth, old boy.You’re on a hiding to nothing.

If you think you’re broke now...

...you’ll be 10 times broker by the time she’s finished with you.

She’ll have your guts for garters.

She’s in love with me.Oh, never trust in love, chum.

Love will kick you up the arse as soon as look at you.

One minute, it’s love, 10 minutes later, it’s contempt.