comparison- complicated Goodbye Mike
再見,麥克
"The situation is really not that complicated, Mike.
"情況真的沒有那么復 雜,麥克.
The company simply has a compendium of charges
公司只不過有一份清單
that have been compiled against you
編你故事的,
and they just don't want you to work here any more!
他們就是不想讓你在這 兒再干下去了,
There's nothing I can do to help you!"
我確實是愛莫能助."
"Aw c'mon,Mr.Moan. We're old compatriots in this company.
"不會吧,摩恩先生. 我們在這家公司共事 多年,
We've always shared compartments
我們一直在同一分隔 間工作,
and I thought we had such compatible characteristics!
而且我覺得咱倆有那么 多共同特點!
I'm as competent as you are
我和你一樣有能力,
with often more compelling excuses for our bosses
我還經(jīng)常有更多非常有 說明力的理由向老板交 待,
as to why we missed the completion of project deadlines! You need me!"
告訴他為什么我們沒能 按時完我和你一樣有能 力,成計劃!你需要 我!"
Actually not,Mike. Ever since they promoted me,
"實際上我不需要你, 麥克.自從他們提升 我之后,
they have been compelling me to get rid of you.
就一直逼我請你走人.
And please don't make
請不要拿
any comparison to your lying ways and my honest mistakes.
你的滿嘴謊言和我犯的 老實人的錯誤進行比 較."
"Okay okay.You are an honest man.
"好,好,你是個老實 人.
But hey,who will get you complementary tickets to see the Bulls if I'm gone?"
可是如果我走了,誰會 替你搞看公牛隊比賽的 贈票呢?"
"Mike.For now let's compartmentalize our friendship from work, okay?
"麥克,現(xiàn)在讓我們把 咱倆的交情和工作分開 好嗎?
They have great compensation for you!
他們會給你豐厚的補 償!
And if you are in compliance with leaving,
如果你同意離開,
they will write a glowing recommendation for you about your competence,
他們會對你的能力寫一 份大加贊揚的推薦信,
so that you can go and get a job with the competition!
這樣的話盡管有競爭, 你還是可以再找份工 作!
They've taken all of the complexity out of it for you.
們已經(jīng)替你把所有的復 雜事情都處理好了."
"Really?So how will they compensate me?
"真的嗎?那他們會怎 樣補償我呢?
Hey,you're right, that's not a complex deal at all.
你是對的,這根本不是 一件復雜的事情.
I can take a long vacation,Okay. I'll take it.
我可以休個長假了. 好,我接受.
But no more free tickets for you buddy.
可是再沒有贈票給你了 伙計!
You're the competition now!
你現(xiàn)在成了我的競爭 對手,
Some kind of friend you turned out to be!"
你可真是夠朋友啊!"