Well,I've had some terrible jobs I can tell you,but the worst...I suppose...the worst was probably in a factory down in London.
嗯,我有一些很糟的工作經驗可以說,但是最糟糕的...我想...最糟的可能是在倫敦工業區一家工廠工作的經驗。
My job...if you could call it that...was to pick out all the black beans,you know,the bad beans on the conveyor belt in a baked beans factory.
我的工作...如果那可以成為工作的話...是把全部的黑色豆子挑出來,你知道的,在一家烘豆工廠從傳送帶上撿壞掉的豆子。
Once I'd removed all the bad ones,then I had to pull a lever down which put a lid on the tins.
在把所有壞掉的豆子都挑完之后,我必須去拉下一根控制桿來幫罐頭封蓋。
It was really boring I can tell you,very repetitive...and the pay...the pay was awful.
這個工作真的很無聊,我可以跟你說,一直重復同樣的動作...還有薪水...薪水也很糟。
I only managed to do it for a couple of weeks before I quit.
我只勉強做了幾周,就辭職不干了。
Let me tell you...the absolutely worst job I ever had was working on a pig farm near a place called Toowoomba,in Australia...Phew!
我跟你說...我所做過最糟最糟的工作,是在一個養豬場,在澳洲一個叫做土溫巴的地方附近...哎!
I can smell it even now,if I think about it too much.
甚至到現在我都還聞得到那個味道,如果一直想這件事的話。
The wages were good,but I hated having to get up at 5 o'clock every morning,even if it was raining...and the filth and muck...Yuck!
薪水還不錯,但是我討厭每個早上5 點就要起床,連下雨天也不例外...還有那股臟勁、臭勁...惡!
I had to feed the pigs and clean out their little houses...you know,the sites...No,no,that was the longest six months of my life...never again!
我必須喂豬、清理它們的家,你知道...就是豬圈,不,不,那是我一生中最漫長的6 個月...千萬不要再來一次了!
I don't know...It's a bit embarrassing really...Well,I had this job...it was only for a couple of hours really...just for one night.
我不知道...說真的有點不好意思...呃,我做的這種工作...其實只有幾個小時...而且只有一個晚上。
It was in a town at a local art college.
那是在一個小鎮當地的藝術學院,
They needed a model...nude...no clothes and that...so I just said OK.Easy really...just stood there very still and they just painted.
他們需要一個模特兒...裸體的...不穿衣服什么的...所以我就答應了。其實蠻容易的....只要一直不動站在那里,讓他們畫就好了。
But,the room was really,really cold and I nearly froze.
但是,那個房間真的好冷好冷,我都快凍僵了。
Awful money too...only a couple of pounds for an hour...never do it again...rotten job.
收入也不怎么樣...一個小時只有幾英鎊...絕對不會在做了...爛透了的工作。