Only Now Can I Tell The Difference!

(Originally In Chinese)

A woman went to court for a divorce. In response

to the judge's inquiry, she complained that her

husband was a hopeless alcoholic. "You have been

married for only three months and you want to

divorce him," said the judge. "Didn't you know he

was an alcoholic before you were married?" "No,

I didn't," the woman replied. "I didn't realize until

recently. I noticed the difference only when he

came home one day without being drunk!"

有所差別

有一個女人上法庭，要跟她先生離婚。法官問她理由，她說

因為她的先生是個酒鬼，已經喝酒上癮了。法官就說：「嗄！你

剛結婚三個月而已，怎么就要離婚呢？還沒結婚以前，難道你

不知道他是酒鬼嗎？」她說：「以前我不知道，是這幾天

才知道的，因為有一天他回去不醉，我才知道差別的！