Are You Serious?

(Originally In English)

There's a man who took his wife to see the

movies. That day was a Sunday and it was

very crowded, everyone was queuing to buy

the tickets. So he and his wife were also in

the queue, sweating. Suddenly, someone

just punched him from behind. He was so

angry, and already so mad and with his

nerves on edge. He said, "Are you serious,

man?!" The man that stood behind him

was an ex-world champion boxer. So he

looked at him and said, "Yes, serious,

so what?" The man was small and skinny.

He looked back, really looked at him now,

studying him, he saw his arm muscles,

just bigger than his whole body put together.

So, he just kind of smiled and said. "It's

all right, I hate people who are not serious.

有一個(gè)人，帶他太太去看電影，那天剛好是禮拜天，戲

院人山人海，大家都在排隊(duì)買(mǎi)票，他和他太太也跟著

排隊(duì)，等得滿頭大汗。忽然有人從后面打他一拳，他氣

得快要抓狂了，轉(zhuǎn)頭就問(wèn)：「你是認(rèn)真的嗎？」結(jié)果，

站在他后面的這個(gè)人，是以前的世界拳擊冠軍，

那個(gè)人看著他說(shuō)：「對(duì)，我的確是認(rèn)真的，怎樣？」
這個(gè)先生又瘦又小，轉(zhuǎn)身仔細(xì)打量了一下，

看到那個(gè)人很壯，光是手臂的肌肉就比他全身

加起來(lái)還多，所以他就笑一笑說(shuō)：
「還好，我最討厭那些不認(rèn)真的人了。」