Hearing

Mr. Johnson was over 70 years old and had serious hearing
problems for a long time. He went to the doctor,
and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
Mr. Johnson went back to the doctor in a month, and the
doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again.”
Mr. Johnson replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
I’ve changed my will several times!”

聽力

約翰遜先生已經(jīng)70多歲了，他有很嚴重的聽力問題已經(jīng)好長時間了。
他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他配了一套助聽器，讓他100%聽見聲音了。
一個月后約翰遜先生又去見醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生說：“你的聽力完全好了，
你的家人一定都非常高興你又能聽了吧。”
約翰遜先生回答：“噢，我還沒告訴我家里人呢。我只是坐在旁邊
聽他們談話。我已經(jīng)修改我的遺囑好幾次了！”