Luckily Just A Dog

There was a person who was very, very greedy when

he was eating. One day, he was invited to a party.

He sat there as if the whole table belonged to him,

even though there were many guests around him.

He kept eating, eating, eating, fast, fast, fast,

all the time, one thing after another. The people

didn't know how to stop him. Then suddenly,

one person thought of a way of how to do it.

He asked the eating-like-mad person, "What

sign of zodiac do you belong to?" This person said,

"I belong to the Dog, my zodiac sign."
Then he asked, "We are in the middle of eating,
why are you asking my zodiac sign? What for?"
All the people said, "Why, so that we can be

prepared to protect ourselves." The person who

ate a lot said, "Prepare to protect yourselves

from what?" Then, the man who thought of the

way said, "Oh! It's okay now. Luckily you were

born under the sign of the Dog. If you were born

under the sign of the Tiger, then we'd have to run."

幸好屬狗

　有一個人很貪吃。有一天他被邀請參加宴會，他坐在那里

好像整張桌子都屬于他的，雖然身邊有很多其它客人，

他還是不斷地吃、吃、吃，快、快、快，一直不停地吃，

其它人不知如何讓他停止。突然間，有一個人想到了方法，

他問那個瘋狂的吃的人說：「你生肖屬什么？」這人說：

「我屬狗」，然后又說：「我們正在吃東西，為什么你

問我的生肖？」大家一起回答說：「為什么？好讓我們

能準備保護自己?！鼓浅院芏嗟娜苏f：「為什么要準備保護

你們自己呢？」這個想到辦法的人就說：「噢！現在好了，

幸好你屬狗，如果你是老虎，我們就要逃跑了