A Novel Way to Park

There was a young man, a first time driver,

who tried to park a car between two others.

He put the car into reverse and "bang" ran into

the car behind him. And then he put the car back

into forward gear, and "bang" hit his front end into

the car in front of him. And so back and forth he went,

banging both cars each time he went into

reverse or forward. So the woman next to him

couldn't resist asking him, "Do you always

have to use your ears to park?"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!" - parking by ears!

創意停車法

　　一位剛學會開車的年輕人，他想要把車停在兩部車中間。

他倒車時，「砰」的一聲撞到停在后面的車，然后他往前時，

又「砰」的一聲撞到停在前面的車，他就這樣在那邊前進、后退，

不停地撞到前后的車。坐在他旁邊的女士忍不住問他：

「你都是這樣靠耳朵聽『砰、砰』聲來停車的嗎？」