“This segues into my next tip: life generally divides into two things.
接下來(lái)咱們講一個(gè)小貼士:生活可以分為兩部分。
One: AMAZING ENJOYABLE TIMES. Two: APPALLING EXPERIENCES THAT WILL MAKE FUTURE AMAZING ANECDOTES.
一:驚人的快樂(lè)時(shí)光。二:可怕的經(jīng)歷,這些經(jīng)歷未來(lái)會(huì)成為驚人的軼事。
However awful, you can get through any experience if you imagine yourself, in the future, telling your friends about it
不管有多可怕,只要你想象在未來(lái)告訴朋友這件事時(shí),
as they scream, with increasing disbelief, ‘NO! I can't believe that happen to you!’
他們會(huì)越來(lái)越難以置信地尖叫道:“天哪!這種事情竟然發(fā)生在你身上!

Even when Jesus was on the cross, I bet He was thinking, ‘When I rise in three days, the disciples aren’t going to believe this when I tell them about it.’
甚至當(dāng)耶穌被釘在十字架上的時(shí)候,我打賭他在想,‘當(dāng)我三天以后復(fù)活的時(shí)候,當(dāng)我告訴門(mén)徒這件事的時(shí)候,他們肯定難以置信。’
“Baby, see as many sunrises and sunsets as you can. Always run across roads to smell the roses.
“寶貝,盡可能多地看日出日落。穿過(guò)馬路聞一聞香氣四溢的玫瑰。
Always believe you can change the world – even if it’s only a tiny bit, because every tiny bit needed someone who changed it.
永遠(yuǎn)相信你可以改變世界——即使只是一分一毫,因?yàn)槊恳稽c(diǎn)點(diǎn)變化都需要有人來(lái)進(jìn)行。
Think of yourself as a silver rocket – use loud music as your fuel; books like maps and co-ordinates for how to get there.
把自己想象成一枚銀色火箭——用震耳欲聾的音樂(lè)作燃料;用諸如地圖和坐標(biāo)之類(lèi)的書(shū)籍指引到達(dá)那里。
Host extravagantly, love constantly, dance in comfortable shoes, talk to Daddy and Nancy about me every day and never, ever start smoking.
慷慨大方地宴請(qǐng)他人,愛(ài)己愛(ài)人,穿舒適的鞋子跳舞,每天和爸爸、南希談?wù)撘幌聥寢專(zhuān)矣肋h(yuǎn),永遠(yuǎn)不要抽煙。
It’s like buying a fun baby dragon that will grow up and eventually burn down your fucking house.
煙癮就像是買(mǎi)了一條有趣的小龍,它會(huì)一天天的膨脹,最終燒毀你的房子。
“Love, Mummy.”
“愛(ài)你的媽媽”
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