地點：莫妮卡公寓客廳、臥室
人物：菲比，錢德勒，羅斯，瑞秋
事件：瑞秋和羅斯發生了一次很大的爭吵，其他四個老友則躲在莫妮卡的臥室里不敢出來。

劇情片段
Phoebe: Should we do something?
菲比：我們是不是該做些什么？
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on① Rachel.1
錢德勒：是啊，永遠不要欺騙瑞秋。
Ross: I’m sorry, Okay? I’m sorry. I wa–I was disgusted with② myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.
羅斯：對不起，好嗎？我很抱歉，我，我當時對自己的行為也感到很惡心，今天早上，我很，我很難過，然后收到你的留言，我好高興，我一心只想趕緊把她趕出我的公寓。
Rachel: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!2
瑞秋：喔！喔，喔，等一下。你的小朋友是幾點離開的？我的天啊，她在的？她那時還在你家？我在你家的時候她也在？
Ross: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing is she meant, she meant nothing to me!
羅斯：聽我說，哦，嘿，嘿，重點是，她對我來說毫無意義。
Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship!3
瑞秋：卻值得你為她破壞我們的感情！
Ross: Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
羅斯：那時候我不知道我們還有關系。我以為我們分手了。
Rachel: We were on a break!
瑞秋：我們只是暫時冷靜一下！
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
羅斯：對我來說，那可能是一輩子，那就是分手。
Rachel: You think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?4
瑞秋：你想用技術性細節來脫罪嗎？
Ross: Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, Okay? I thought our relationship was dead!
羅斯：我不想逃脫什么，我以為我們的關系完了！
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of③ a time at the wake④!
瑞秋：你果然馬上就去享艷福了！