Magdakeba Stefan says:
馬格達克巴·斯特凡問道:
"How can I be a hipster?"
“我怎么能成為潮人?”
Oh god, why do you wanna be a hipster?
哦天哪,你為什么想成為潮人?
I'm pre-historic... I'm not sure what a hipster is.
我是“史前人類”,我不清楚什么是潮人。
Wear different clothes.
穿不同的衣服。
Go to Urban Outfitters. Find every little buttoned shirt, find every little pair of jeans you can find, add it in your cart, check out, boom.
去Urban Outfitters商店。找到所有你能找到的紐扣襯衫和牛仔褲,把它們加入購物車,然后結賬,搞定。
Fedoras, drink tea, glasses. There you go. And just complain about all the mainstream stuff.
戴軟呢帽,喝熱茶,再搭配一副眼鏡。這樣就可以了。還要吐槽所有主流的東西。
Get nerd glasses. (chuckles) Get a beanie. Wear a beanie.
戴書呆子眼鏡。(吃吃的笑)找一頂無檐小便帽來戴上。
All you have to do is drink some espresso and start wearing cool glasses. And a moustache if you can get one.
你要做的就是喝濃咖啡,開始戴那種酷酷的眼鏡。如果可以的話,蓄起小胡子。
Have a very laid back almost semi-stoned attitude, like you're just cooler than everybody else.
呈現出接近于半暈的懶散狀態,就好像你比其他人都要酷一樣。
Oh, please, don't be a hipster. Be yourself.
哦,拜托,不要做潮人。做你自己。
Be yourself because yourself is gonna be hipster enough.
做你自己,因為這樣就可以算得上是潮人了。
You can't be a hipster if you think you're a hipster. You're only a hipster if you don't know that you're hipster.
如果你認為自己是潮人,那你就成為不了潮人。只有在你不知道自己是潮人的情況下,你才是真正的潮人。
Don't try to be a hipster and you will be a hipster. I think that's how it works.
不要試圖成為潮人,你才能成為潮人。我認為事情就是這樣的。
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