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The process of interviewing for a new job is an important step.
求職面試很重要的一步，
Don't screw it up like these job candidates did:
不要像這些求職者一樣把事情搞砸：
Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
面試官：你最大的缺點是什么?
Candidate: Women.
候選人：女性。
That's kind of why I'm looking for a new job.
這就是我找新工作的原因。
I had an affair with my boss's wife.
我和老板的妻子有了婚外情。
Interviewer: Did you bring your references with you?
面試官：你帶介紹信了嗎?
Candidate: I tried; they couldn't get the time off work.
候選人：我嘗試過，但老板很忙，沒有時間。
Interviewer: What makes you think you're right for a job working at a fast-food restaurant?
面試官：為什么你認(rèn)為自己適合在快餐店工作?
Candidate: I'm great with animals.
候選人：我很喜歡動物。
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
面試官：你認(rèn)為五年后的自己會在哪里?
Candidate: Probably some sort of exotic beach somewhere.
候選人：可能是某個異國的海灘。
Everyone hates millennials until it's time to convert a PDF into a Word document.
每個人都討厭千禧一代，直到你不得不將PDF文件轉(zhuǎn)換為word文檔。
We asked prospective job applicants at our company to fill out a questionnaire.
我們讓潛在的求職者填寫一份問卷。
For the line "Choose one word to summarize your strongest professional attribute," one woman wrote,
“選擇一個詞來概括你的專業(yè)特質(zhì)”，一位女士寫道，
"I'm good at following instructions."
“我善于聽從指示。”
