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After he got home from a trip to the car wash, a six-year-old in Massachusetts called 911 to report a crime.
從洗車店回來后，馬薩諸塞州的一名六歲的小孩回家撥打了911報警電話。
The perpetrator was his father.
犯罪者是他的父親。
The criminal act? Dad ran a red light. Even though he was ratted out by his own kid, the father talked his way out of a ticket.
犯罪？爸爸闖紅燈了。盡管被自己的孩子揭發，但這位父親還是以自己的一套說辭逃過了罰單。
A grandfather labeled his three-month-old grandson a terrorist.
一位祖父給他三個月大的孫子貼上恐怖分子的標簽。
A question on the visa waiver to get into America asks Britons if they've ever engaged in "espionage, sabotage or genocide."
英國人免簽證進入美國被問及是否從事“間諜、破壞或種族滅絕。”
In filling out the form for his grandson, Paul Kenyon inadvertently checked yes. After explaining the mess to the American embassy,
保羅·肯揚在為他的孫子填寫表格時，無意中簽下了“是”。在向美國大使館解釋后，
some Kenyon family members missed their flight to Orlando because they had to wait for the baby's visa to arrive in the mail.
凱尼恩的家人錯過了飛往奧蘭多的航班，因為他們不得不等待孩子的簽證郵件。
