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Like any college student, Connor Cox was excited when he received a package from home.
和其他大學生一樣，康納·考克斯收到家里寄來的包裹很是興奮。
He assumed it was filled with food and other goodies. He tore open the box and, indeed, found a surprise inside: garbage.
他以為里面裝滿了食物和其他好吃的東西，撕開盒子發現里面確實有一個驚喜：垃圾。
Turns out, he'd left home without taking out the trash as he'd promised his mother, so she mailed it to him.
原來，他離開家時沒有像對媽媽承諾的那樣把垃圾拿出來，所以媽媽把垃圾寄給了他。
A Florida man drove his 24-year-old daughter to a job interview.
一名佛羅里達男子開車送他24歲的女兒去面試。
When she came back to the car with a large amount of cash, he figured she'd gotten the job and this was her advance.
當她回到車里發現有大量的現金，他以為女兒面試成功了，這是老板預付的現金。
Not quite. Unbeknown to the man, he had become his daughter's getaway driver in her fifth—and final—bank heist.
不完全是。這名男子對自己成為女兒第五次和最后一次銀行搶劫逃跑的司機一無所知。
When a french couple named their child Nutella, a court stepped in and said non.
當一對法國夫婦給他們的孩子取名Nutella時，法庭介入并否認了這一名字。
In Mexico, state officials in Sonora nixed the name Circumcision.
墨西哥索諾拉州的官員廢除了Circumcision這個名字。
But in America, anything goes. Celebrities have dubbed their kids Kal-El(Nicolas Cage), Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpon),
但在美國，名字怎么取都行。名人這樣給他們的兒子取名：卡爾-艾爾（尼古拉斯·凱奇），布朗克斯·莫格利（阿什莉·辛普森），
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon), and George (George Foreman, who named all five of his sons after himself.)
聲學（莎妮·索薩蒙）和喬治（喬治·福爾曼，他用自己的名字給五個兒子命名。）
