地點：中央公園咖啡館
人物：老友六人
事件：錢德勒拒絕升職并且想要辭掉工作，因為他不想一輩子和數據處理打交道。

Ross: What's going on?
羅斯：發生了什么事？
All: What is it?
眾人：到底怎么了？
Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.
錢德勒：今天和平常沒什么兩樣，我在輸入數字時，大人物艾爾叫我到他辦公室，說他要我當電腦處理的主管。
All: That's great!
眾人：真是太好了，恭喜！
Chandler: So... I quit.
錢德勒：所以……我就辭職不干了。
All: Why?
眾人：為什么？
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
錢德勒：為什么？因為這本來就只是暫時的工作。
Monica: Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.
莫妮卡：是啊，錢德勒……你在公司工作都5年了。
Chandler: If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
錢德勒：要是我接受升職，不就承認這就是我的職業了嗎。
Monica: So was it a lot more money?
莫妮卡：這樣的話，那不是能賺更多錢？
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
錢德勒：我不在乎。我就是不想成為在辦公室坐到午夜，然后一直擔心“WENUS”的人。
Rachel: The WENUS?
瑞秋：WENUS什么意思？
Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.
錢德勒：“周凈值估算使用系統”。這是電腦處理方面的術語。
Rachel: Oh. That WENUS.
瑞秋：哦，原來是那個WENUS啊。