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Noah Schoch wants to know:
諾亞·修賀想知道：
"Where should I look for a unicorn?"
“我應(yīng)該去哪里找獨(dú)角獸？”
A uni-in your dreams.
在你的夢(mèng)里。
Up your butt 'cause they don't exist.
在你的屁股上，因?yàn)楠?dú)角獸并不存在。
Unicorns don't exist. You can always get a party hat and put it on a horse.
不存在獨(dú)角獸。你可以把派對(duì)帽放在馬頭上。
I think in your imagination you could dream up some pretty fancy ones.
我認(rèn)為你可以在自己的想象中虛構(gòu)出非常絢麗的獨(dú)角獸。
Every now and then, you can look on Craigslist and you can find a few.
每隔一段時(shí)間，你可以登陸克雷格列表網(wǎng)，然后你會(huì)在上面找到一些獨(dú)角獸。
Fantasy land, somewhere. (laughing) Dreamland.
幻想世界。（笑）夢(mèng)境。
You probably should go to the Enchanted Forest, maybe Disneyland.
你可能應(yīng)該去魔法森林，或是迪士尼。
Oh, good. This one I can answer. In the clouds. I believe that unicorns exist, but they are in the clouds.
哦，好。這個(gè)問(wèn)題我可以回答。在云中。我認(rèn)為獨(dú)角獸是存在的，不過(guò)它們藏在云里。
Over the rainbow, next to the leprechauns, of course.
當(dāng)然在彩虹之上，小精靈旁邊。
Follow the end of the rainbow, you find the leprechaun, and at the leprechaun, you ask him, "Where's the unicorn?"
在彩虹的末端，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)小精靈，你可以問(wèn)小精靈：“獨(dú)角獸在哪里？”
You will first have to go over to Ireland, my dear lad. Ireland is where the last of the unicorns are seen.
小伙子，首先你要去愛(ài)爾蘭。愛(ài)爾蘭是獨(dú)角獸最后一次被看到的地方。
Ireland has all this stuff. They've got leprechauns; they probably have unicorns too. They have Conor McGregor.
愛(ài)爾蘭有這些。他們有小精靈，他們可能也有獨(dú)角獸。他們有康納·麥格雷戈。
Gamefood asks:
Gamefood問(wèn)道：
"How do I get myself to 'go outside' more?"
“怎么能讓自己多出去走走？”
Drink more water.
多喝水。
And, you know, stand outside and you'll go. Is that what you wanted?
你知道，站在外面，你就會(huì)外出了。那是你想要的嗎？
Think about how tan you'll be if you go outside.
想想去外面你會(huì)曬得多黑。
Buy a dog and take it on a walk.
買(mǎi)只狗，帶它去散步。
You gotta get your butt up off of that sofa and just walk out the door.
你要讓屁股離開(kāi)沙發(fā)，走出家門(mén)。
You need to motivate yourself. I don't know how, but you need to do it.
你需要激勵(lì)自己。我也不知道要怎么做，不過(guò)你要激勵(lì)自己。
Open up your mind, open up the doors to your house, get yourself outside and see what's going on in the world out there.
敞開(kāi)心扉，打開(kāi)家門(mén)，讓自己到外面去，看看外面的世界正在發(fā)生什么。
No, I'm just kidding. Shut the computer off. Go get involved with a sport.
不要那樣做，我只是開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑。關(guān)上電腦。讓自己參與運(yùn)動(dòng)。
Go outside, play some basketball.
去外面，打籃球。
Turn off your electronics and ask someone to take it away from you.
關(guān)掉你的電子設(shè)備，讓其他人把那些電子設(shè)備拿開(kāi)。
I can see you like games and food. Go to a pizza place, 'cause technically that is outside, and then bring your laptop in there and use the WIFI and then game-so therefore you are eating and you're outside and you're gaming.
我能想到你喜歡游戲和美食。那就去批薩店，因?yàn)閺募夹g(shù)上來(lái)說(shuō)，批薩店在外面，而且你還可以帶上筆記本電腦，連接WIFI玩游戲，這樣一來(lái)你既吃到了美食，又外出了，而且還可以玩游戲。
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