地點(diǎn)：中央公園咖啡館
人物：菲比，喬伊，羅斯，錢德勒
事件：菲比暫時(shí)失業(yè)，而錢德勒的秘書又正巧請(qǐng)假，于是菲比成了錢德勒的臨時(shí)秘書。

Phoebe: Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
菲比：啊，啊，把筆給我，你們能想像操作鉆床的我嗎？
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
喬伊：不知道，你當(dāng)時(shí)會(huì)穿什么？
Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
羅斯：菲比，你為什么想操作鉆床？
Phoebe: Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients. 菲比：只是暫時(shí)的工作。你知道，一直做到我找回部份的按摩客戶。
Chandler: Pirates again?
錢德勒：又是海盜？
Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummy. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.
菲比：不，沒那回事，只是……我是個(gè)大笨蛋。我教他們“自己在家動(dòng)手作按摩”，結(jié)果他們就在家里作。
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
喬伊：嘿，嘿，錢德勒，她可以為你工作啊。
Chandler: Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
錢德勒：謝了，喬伊，這是個(gè)“好主意”。
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
菲比：什么……我可以，我可以啊，是什么工作？
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story.
錢德勒：我秘書這幾周無法來上班，她去做消乳手術(shù)。一言難盡的波霸故事。
Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
菲比：我可以當(dāng)個(gè)秘書。
Chandler: Well, you know Pheebs, I don't know if it'd be your thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
錢德勒：那，菲比，我不知道你是不是這塊料，因?yàn)檫@份工作得要表現(xiàn)“正常”。白天要盡量正常。
Phoebe: I could do that.
菲比：我能辦到。