地點：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓
人物：羅斯，菲比，錢德勒，瑞秋，喬伊
事件：羅斯覺得這是他度過的最慘的感恩節，而錢德勒覺得自己才是“悲慘感恩節之王”。

Ross: Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.
羅斯：哈，我都不知道該選哪個，我是該感謝離婚，還是感謝被趕出去呢？嗯。
Phoebe: Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.
菲比：你看，哇，我以為你今年沒什么值得感謝的呢。
Ross: I'm sorry. It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.
羅斯：抱歉，只不過這是最慘的感恩節。
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
錢德勒：不不不！我才是感恩節最衰帝，你不能一下子指著你的離婚故事把我的地位搶走。
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again, are you?
瑞秋：哦，你不會又要把你父母離婚的故事再講一遍吧？
Ross: Oh God, no.
羅斯：哦，天啊，別這樣。
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
喬伊：哦，干嗎不啊，我想聽！一個沒有錢德嘮叨的感恩節是不完整的！
Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.
錢德勒：這是傳統，就跟游行似的。如果游行內容也是“他離家出走，拋棄妻子”的話。