地點：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓
人物：老友六人
事件：羅斯收養(yǎng)了一只猴子，向大家介紹自己的這位“新朋友”。

Ross: Guys? There's uh, somebody I'd like you to meet.
羅斯：大伙請注意！我想給大家介紹一個朋友！
All: Oooh!
大家：哦！
Monica: W-wait. What is that?
莫妮卡：等—等等。那是什么？
Ross: "That" would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?
羅斯：“那”是馬塞爾。想跟他打個招呼嗎？
Monica: No, no, I don't.
莫妮卡：不，不，我不想。
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
瑞秋：哦，他真可愛。你從哪兒弄的??？
Ross:My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
羅斯：我朋友貝瑟爾把他從實驗室里救出來的。
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
菲比：太殘忍啦！為什么？怎么會有家長給孩子取“貝瑟爾”這種名字？
Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!
錢德勒：嘿，那猴子的屁股上長了個羅斯！
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
莫妮卡：羅斯，它要和你住在一起嗎？住你公寓里？
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so…
羅斯：對。我想說，卡羅爾離開后，家里就有點兒冷冷清清的，所以……
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
莫妮卡：你怎么不找個室友呢？
Ross: Nah, I don't know. I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe... sorry, that's, that's "pathet", which is Sanskrit for "really coolway to live".
羅斯：嗯，不知道啊。我感覺人到了一定年紀(jì)之后，跟室友一起住是有點兒悲……抱歉，是，應(yīng)該是“pathet”，是梵語，意思是“很酷的生活方式”。