地點：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓
人物：羅斯，菲比，錢德勒，莫妮卡
事件：新年到來，大家許下了各自的新年愿望。

Ross: Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.
羅斯：以后我每天都要做一件以前從來沒有做過的事情，朋友們，這就是我的新年決心。
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
菲比：哦！這個不錯！我的新年決心是要開民航飛機。
Chandler: That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
錢德勒：這個也不錯，菲?，F在你就剩下找一堆新年決心是想墜機身亡的人了。
Phoebe: Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.
菲比：也許你的新年決心應該是不拿朋友開玩笑，特別是別拿可能很快會免費開專機帶你去歐洲的朋友開玩笑。
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
莫妮卡：她開上飛機比你不拿我們開玩笑的幾率倒是要大。
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
羅斯：我還真想跟你打50塊錢的賭，我賭你不可能堅持一年不拿我們開玩笑。呃，算了，就一個星期得了。
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" And it starts right now!
錢德勒：挑戰接受。知道嗎，或許輸給我50塊錢就能成為你那個“從來沒做過的事”。開賭！