地點：巴巴多斯某酒店
人物：錢德勒，莫妮卡，菲比
事件：莫妮卡告訴菲比戴維要向她求婚，本以為菲比會拒絕，沒想到菲比卻很開心。

Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight.
錢德勒：戴維今晚要向菲比求婚！
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
莫妮卡：看見你給別人建議的結果了吧？你建議他別那么做了嗎？
Chandler: That would be advice!
錢德勒：那可是個建議！
Monica: OK, fine. I'll handle this. Phoebe?
莫妮卡：好吧。我來解決。菲比？
Phoebe: Yeah?
菲比：嗯？
Monica: I need to talk to you.
莫妮卡：跟你說件事。
Phoebe: Are you leaving "The Supremes"?
菲比：你終于決定要離開“The Supremes”樂隊單飛了嗎？
Monica: OK, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
莫妮卡：是這樣，我老公剛剛給你男友出了個餿主意。聽著，戴維今晚要向你求婚。
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
菲比：喔？真的嗎？太棒了！
Monica: What, are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
莫妮卡：你是認真的？你想嫁給他？那……邁克呢？
Phoebe: Oh, OK, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. OK? I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." You know, it's every girl's dream!
菲比：好的，好的，你想我嫁給邁克？好吧，咱們把他騙來，把他的手拷起來，逼他走上紅地毯。好吧？我能看到這個場景：“邁克，你愿意娶菲比……”你知道嗎，這是每個女孩兒的夢想！
Monica: Do you really think that marrying someone else is the right answer?
莫妮卡：你真的覺得和別人結婚是正確的選擇嗎？
Phoebe: Sure! Look, OK, bottom line: I love Mike...David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!
菲比：當然！最重要的是：我愛邁克…戴維！戴維。我愛戴維。別這么看著我，羅斯尼·羅斯戴安娜！