地點：酒店餐廳
人物：老友六人
事件：在拉斯維加斯，羅斯和瑞秋醉后結婚而不自知，朋友們發(fā)現后嘲笑他。

Ross: I—They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
羅斯：我……他們就不該在我們喝得那么醉的時候讓我們結婚！
Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
喬伊：他們當然讓喝醉的人結婚啦，在拉斯維加斯結婚的大多數人都是醉醺醺的！
Phoebe: Hell, I'm drunk right now!What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation!
菲比：見鬼，我現在就喝醉了！怎么，我早上就不能來一杯“含羞草”？我在度假呢！
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
莫妮卡：你倆打算怎么辦？
Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?
瑞秋：呃，我猜我們得去找個離婚律師。
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one's free.
錢德勒：我覺得啊，我覺得羅斯已經有個離婚律師了。這次得免費吧？因為你都付了兩次錢了，第三次應該不用花錢了。
Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We ,we're just gonna get an annulment.
羅斯：笑吧，不過得笑你自己。因為我們不用打離婚官司，我們只用廢除注冊就行了。
Joey: An annulment? Ross! I don't think surgery's the answer here.
喬伊：廢掉？羅斯，我覺得手術可解決不了這個問題。
Phoebe: Oh–oh, that's your thing.
菲比：哦，哦，原來這是你的招牌啊。
Ross: What?
羅斯：什么？
Phoebe: Your thing. Y'know? You're the guy who gets divorced.
菲比：你的標簽，懂嗎？你就是離婚男。
All: Oh yeah!
所有人：對哦！