地點：莫妮卡和錢德勒公寓
人物：喬伊，勞拉
事件：社工勞拉家訪，發現領養夫妻錢德勒和莫妮卡的好朋友喬伊曾經傷過自己的心。為了幫助朋友，喬伊臨場發揮，輕松搞定憤怒的勞拉。

Joey: Uhm... OK... uhm... Well, yeah...You have got some nerve, coming back here.
喬伊：呃……好吧……呃……嗯，沒錯……你有幾分膽量啊，還敢回這兒來。我簡直不敢相信你一直沒給我打電話。
Laura: Excuse me?
勞拉：你說什么？
Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady.Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.
喬伊：哦……是啊……你說不定連我的名字都不記得了。順便說一句，我叫喬伊。不用告訴我你的名字，因為我完全記得……女士。沒錯！我一直在等你打電話給我，等了好幾個星期。
Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.
勞拉：我把我的電話號碼給你了，是你沒給我打電話。
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, OK? I'm not some kind of... social work, OK, that you can just... do.
喬伊：不對，不對！你別想顛倒黑白，好嗎？我不是什么……社會工作，明白嗎，能讓你……想動手就動手。
Laura: Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
勞拉：呃，我很肯定我把我的號碼給你了。
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
喬伊：真的？你好好想想。拜托！你這么漂亮，又聰明又風趣，咱們過得很愉快，對吧？我要是有你的電話，怎么會不打給你？
Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong... I'm sorry...
勞拉：我也不知道……呃，可能是我弄錯了……對不起……
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... OK? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?
喬伊：不，不，嘿，不行！現在道歉太晚了……明白嗎？你傷透了我的心。你知道為了忘記你我又找了多少女人嗎？
Laura: Joey, wait!
勞拉：喬伊，等等！
Joey: No! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore...
喬伊：不！我等得夠久的了，我再也等不下去了……