地點：喬伊和瑞秋公寓
人物：喬伊，錢德勒，瑞秋
事件：瑞秋拜托喬伊帶著她的帥助理一起玩，沒想到喬伊卻教他怎樣泡妞。

Joey: Hey!
喬伊：嗨！
Chandler: Hey!
錢德勒：嘿！
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
瑞秋：唔，聽說你昨晚跟泰格玩得很開心啊。
Joey: Yeah! That guy's all right!
喬伊：對啊！那家伙還不錯。
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
瑞秋：是啊，你教給了他怎么做“喬伊”。
Joey: What?
喬伊：什么？
Rachel: Y'know, all the women.
瑞秋：你知道的，泡妞。
Joey: Hey well, you can't teach someone to be good with women. Y'know, that's why I never had any luck with Chandler.
喬伊：嘿，你知道，泡妞是沒法教的。像我跟錢德一起就總也泡不到。
Chandler:I'm right here!
錢德勒：我就在這兒呢！
Rachel: All right, would—would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it's just—And I know he's my assistant and I can't date him—but it just bothers me, all right?!
瑞秋：好吧。你，你能不能不要再跟他一起出去了？好吧，你跟她一起泡妞的事……我知道他是我的助理，我不能跟他約會……但真的讓我很煩，好嗎？
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you can't take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!
喬伊：嘿，不！不不不，你不能從我這兒搶走他！我終于找到了一個能一起泡妞的搭檔！
Chandler: I'm still right here!
錢德勒：我還在這兒呢！