地點：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓
人物：莫妮卡，羅斯，錢德勒，喬伊，本
事件：莫妮卡一抱起羅斯的兒子本，本就哭。她深感挫敗，而錢德勒又不斷地調侃她。

Monica: Who's the Wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-Wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
莫妮卡：誰是小不點兒啊？你是個小、小、小、小、小不點兒。別哭啊，別哭，他為什么還是哭啊？
Ross: Let me hold him for a sec. There. Huh? There we are.
羅斯：讓我來抱一下，好了，你看，好了。
Monica: Maybe it's me.
莫妮卡：可能是我的原因。
Ross: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
羅斯：別犯傻了，本愛你呢。他只是現在情緒不太穩定而已。
Chandler: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.
錢德勒：你們知道嗎，我以前跟一個特別不愛理人的人約會過，女孩兒挺可愛的，就是有點兒情緒化。
Ross: There we go. All better.
羅斯：好了不哭了，沒事了。
Monica: There's my little boy.
莫妮卡：我的小寶貝兒。
Chandler: Can I uh see something?
錢德勒：能讓我看看嗎？
Joey: Cool.
喬伊：太酷了。
Monica: He hates me. My nephew hates me.
莫妮卡：他討厭我，我的侄子討厭我。
Ross: Come on, don't do this.
羅斯：得了吧，別這么想。
Monica: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
莫妮卡：要是我自己的孩子討厭我怎么辦？啊？到那時我該怎么做？
Chandler: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
錢德勒：莫妮卡，你能不能別這么想了？這個想法太傻了。你知道從現在開始到你真正要面對這個問題得有多長時間嗎？我是說，你現在連個男朋友都沒有。喬伊，她看上去一點兒都不胖。