地點：莫妮卡和錢德勒公寓
人物：瑞秋，莫妮卡，錢德勒，喬伊，羅斯
事件：老友們說好一起合伙買彩票，莫妮卡卻給自己和錢德勒單買彩票，老友們為此十分生氣，都要拿回自己的彩票。

Rachel: OK, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win, how are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
瑞秋：好吧，莫妮卡，假設你的這些“特殊”彩票中大獎了，你贏了錢，卻失去了朋友，你會作何感想？
Monica: Please, if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
莫妮卡：得了，我如果贏了錢，你們才不會離開我呢。上周人家送我一籃小松餅，結果你們粘了我3天！
Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?
瑞秋：錢德勒，你能告訴你老婆她做錯了嗎？
Chandler: She's right.You shouldn't have bought tickets just for us...
錢德勒：她說得對，你不該只為咱倆另買彩票……
Monica: Ahhh!
莫妮卡：啊？
Chandler: Let me finish, however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job, so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!
錢德勒：讓我說完。但我求職似乎失利了，人窮志短，所以顧不上你們了，這些彩票是我們的！
Monica: There's the man I married!
莫妮卡：我就知道嫁你沒嫁錯！
Rachel: All right, believe me. If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
瑞秋：好吧，相信我，如果你贏大獎了，這會是你們最后一次見到我們！
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
莫妮卡：行，誰稀罕你們當朋友？我會買新朋友！然后花錢給他們整容，讓他們看起來跟你們一模一樣！
Rachel: Oh! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets!
瑞秋：夠了！我要拿走我那份。
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!
喬伊：對，我也要拿走我的！我要買尼克斯隊，和施特菲•格拉芙，哈哈！
Ross: Then I want mine, too! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
羅斯：那我也要回我的！如果我贏錢了，要全部投資到限量債券上。