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My favorite Laker player is Kobe. You can't get out the car!
我最喜歡的湖人球員是科比。你不要下車！
Are you not entertained? Do you not recognize what I've done as a Laker?
你們看夠了嗎？難道都看不到我為湖人的付出嗎？
What's up everybody, this is Shaq, we're in Atlanta.
嗨，各位，我是沙克。我們現在在亞特蘭大。
This is Undercover Lyft and I am the big Glowstache.
這里是Undercover Lyft，我是今天的司機。
My name is Charles. Nice to meet you Charles. I'm Saika.
我叫查爾斯。很高興見到你，查爾斯，我是薩伊卡。
Know what I do? What do you do?
你知道我是做什么的嗎？你是做什么的？
Make bracelets. You make bracelets?
我做手鐲。你是做手鐲的？
Yeah. Know what this called? What's that called?
是的，知道這叫什么嗎？叫什么？
It's called the steam room. 'Cause if you look inside you can see the steam, see?
這叫做蒸汽室。因為如果你往里面看的話，就會看到蒸汽。看到了嗎？
My name is Pierre. Hey Pierre. I am from France. Angela.
我叫皮耶。你好，皮耶。我來自法國。我來自安哥拉。
Tu parles francais? Speak no French.
你說法文嗎？不要說法文。
How are you? Good, I'm Heather.
你好嗎？很好，我是海瑟。
My name's Goose. My real job is I'm a cop.
我叫古斯。我的真正工作是一名警察。
I'm off duty right now but I still keep my eye out for stuff.
雖然現在沒執勤，但是我仍耳聽八方。
Look at this. Illegal u-turn in the middle of the street. Lucky I ain't got my badge, lady.
看看這個。在路中間違法掉頭。我沒把警徽待在身上，算你走運，女士。
Whattup cuz! What's going on? Where you from? I am from Brazil.
嘿，老兄。最近怎樣？你從哪里來？我來自巴西。
I went there one time for a singing competition. Singing?
我去過一次巴西，參加唱歌比賽。唱歌？
I don't know this song.
我沒聽過這首歌。
Like basketball? I recently got into basketball because of the Hawks.
喜歡籃球嗎？我最近迷上了籃球，因為老鷹隊。
I had a friend who was a Hawks fan.
我有個朋友是老鷹球迷。
You know what that is right? That's a dead hawk. A dead hawk?
你知道那是什么嗎？是死掉的老鷹。死掉的老鷹？
I don't know a thing about basketball. Nothing? Nothing.
我對籃球一無所知。一點兒都不知道？一無所知。
You know about free throws? Spread your fingers out. And then follow through.
你知道罰球嗎？把手指張開，順勢推出去。
Watch your nails. Don't want you to throw your nails off.
小心你的指甲，別連指甲一起扔出去。
Do it 10 times. Three… again. Four…
練習十次。三，再一次，四...
You know what? You just learned from the greatest free throw coach of all time.
你知道嗎？剛剛是有史以來最棒的罰球教練在指導你。
I wanna play ball but I run funny. My pants get stuck in my butt.
我很想打球，但我的跑步姿勢很蠢。我的褲子會卡在屁股里。
You look like the basketball type. Like you can get down on the court a little bit.
你看起來很會打籃球，像是能在場上大顯身手。
Nah, mon. I had hoop dreams but they didn't work out.
不，我曾經有個籃球夢，但還沒實現。
Did you chase 'em? You know, I used to chase trains when I was little.
你有努力追求過夢想嗎？你知道嗎，我小時候曾經追過火車。
You… chased trains? Used to chase trains. You got a pretty… pretty rich backstory.
你追過火車？以前喜歡追。你的過去還挺精彩的。
Who's your favorite basketball player?
你最喜歡的籃球運動員是誰？
I gotta stick with Dikembe, I mean. No, no, no. No, no, no.
當然是迪肯貝。不不不。不不不。
He blocked everybody's shot? Mmhm.
他封蓋了所有人？恩。
Nobody ever dunked it in his face? Not that I saw. Huh. Not that you saw.
從來沒有人在他面前扣籃。至少我沒看過。哈，那是你沒見過。
My favorite movie. Kazaam. Kazaam? It's a movie… It's a good…
我最喜歡的電影是《精靈也瘋狂》。《精靈也瘋狂》？這電影還不錯。
No, no. It's everybody's favorite movie.
不不，這是所有人都愛的電影。
Can you rap? Let me hear freestyle. I'ma give you a beatbox. Ready?
你會rap嗎？讓我聽你即興一下，我給你節拍。準備好了嗎？
Rollin' my Lyft with my rasta. We don't eat pasta. We washin' our cars.
搭乘Lyft，我的司機綁辮子。我們不吃意大利面。我們一起洗車子。
Stop. That's terrible, man. I mean, let's see yours, though. I'm good, Drake.
停，太爛了吧兄弟。那來看看你的吧，我很厲害的，德瑞克。
Je ne sais pas 'cause I don't know, 'cause I'm from France and yo, yo, yo.
我不知道因為我不懂，因為我來自法國，yo, yo, yo
Vigilante she's a renegade. Brave, but deep inside she's afraid she'll never let it be known. Steam room. Donuts.
她是個叛逆的正義使者。看似勇敢，但內心深處卻害怕沒有人。蒸汽室，甜甜圈。
Man, I'm wondering if you are Shaquille O'Neal now, man. No, man. Stop it!
伙計，我在想你是不是沙克·奧尼爾。才不是，別說了。
My beard is itching. Ah. Do I look familiar to you? Oh my gosh.
我胡子好癢啊。我很眼熟嗎？我的天啊。
You ever see my face before? Oh my god! Ah!
你有看過我的臉嗎？我的天啊！
It's me! I had a feeling. No you didn't!
就是我！我就知道。你才不知道！
I didn't know it was you at all.
我完全不知道是你。
I kinda figured it out. Like early on, when I saw your wig, sir.
我發現你戴假發的時候，就大概猜到了。
I just lyfted with Shaquille O'Neal guys.
各位，我剛剛搭了沙克·奧尼爾的車。
Did you not know it was me, for real? I really didn't.
你真的沒有認出我來嗎？真的沒有。
I'm about to brag to everybody today, watch.
我要準備跟大家炫耀了，等著瞧。
I've come a long way since Kazaam.
在演完《精靈也瘋狂》后，我有了長足的進步。
