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Behold the bounty of earth.
這些是來自地球的東西
This is the cube of Rubik.
這是一個魔方
This simple puzzle was actually considered unsolvable by the humans.
這個簡單的東西，人類竟然認為是無解的。
Did they not have brains?
他們沒有大腦嗎？
Mmm…simple ones.
恩...他們的大腦比較簡單
Now, this was apparently a 21st century torture device.
這是二十一世紀的刑具
How long would they keep them strapped in there?
他們要在里面呆多久？
Sometimes hours at a time. Pretty gruesome.
通常以小時計算。相當可怕。
And over here we have their alphabet. It was called "emoji".
現(xiàn)在我們來看看他們的語言文字。這個叫emoji
A few symbols could express the vast extent of their emotion.
這幾個符號可以表達他們很多的情感。
Uh… they had Chia pets, just like we do.
額...他們也會像我們一樣，有一些寵物。
And this is the white and gold dress that caused a civil war. This is Scott Baio.
而這件白金色衣服曾引發(fā)一場內(nèi)部戰(zhàn)爭。這是斯科特·拜奧
But most amazing of all are the Avocados From Mexico.
但最令人吃驚的是來自墨西哥的Avocados
They're always in season so you can enjoy them all year long.
它們四季都有，所以你一整年都可以吃到。
Anybody wanna feed Scott Baio? It's included in the price of admission. No?
有人想要喂一下斯科特·拜奧嗎？不用另外付費。沒有嗎？
I mean, he double dipped. He...he'll regenerate.
他竟然蘸了兩次醬。他會重生吧。
No. He won't. He was a Quadmogger. Avocados From Mexico.
不，他不會。他只是一條魚。墨西哥的Avocados。
