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It was reported today that Edward Snowden may return to the united states.
今天 據報道 愛德華·斯洛登可能回到美國
He is going to carpool with Julian Assange and Roman Polansi.
他會跟朱利安·阿桑奇和羅曼·波蘭斯基一起回來
Not that funny but had to be said.
不怎么好玩 不過還是該說
Two california teachers,Two california teachers have been charged with having sex with students and giving them cocaine.
兩名加州老師被控與學生發生性關系 還給他們可卡因
On the pluse side,the students involved had perfect attendance.
好處是 當事的學生出勤率百分百
Billy,you don't have to go to school today.I want go to school.
比利 你今天不用去學校 我想上學啊
A new study reveals that only 2 percent of men have a penis size that is considered abnormall small.2 percent,yeah.
一項新調查顯示 只有百分之二的男人 有被認為小得不正常的老二 百分之二
So ladies,if a guy tell you he is in the top 2 percent,ask him to elaborate.
所以女士們 如果有個男人說 他是百分之二的頂尖人士 一定讓他說明白了
No reason to act that one out I guess.No.But I did.I enjoy it.I think you enjoyed it.
完全沒必要表現出來 是啊 但我還是做了 我喜歡 我覺得你們也喜歡的
I wanted to mention something that is happening on the show that is quite special.
我想提件事 我們節目的事 很特別
Tomorrow night,we will be broadcasting a special program "Conan in cuba",okay.
明晚 我們將播出一期特別節目 《柯南在古巴》
Long story short,when I heard the US might try to re-establish ties with cuba,
長話短說 當我聽說美國可能會與古巴重新建交后
I decided to sneak into the country with a camera crew.
我決定帶攝制組溜入該國家
We will air the results of my cuba trip tomorrow night.An entire show.
明晚 我們將把古巴之旅的見聞播出 是一整期的節目
I spent four days there in havana.Had a lot of adventures.Here is just a little taste of some of the fun.
我在哈瓦待了四天 經歷了很多歷險 下面是精彩花絮
