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I have to say canadian,Have you seen canadian porn?
我必須說加拿大A片 你看過加拿大A片嗎
I can't say have seen canadian porn,How is it different?
我沒看過加拿大A片 它有什么不同
I'm just going to say it right now.The canadians are the nicest people on earth.
我說說在前頭 加拿大人是世界上最和善的人
I mean,you guys,I don't know why they are so nice.I guess because they live so much closer to santa.
我的意思是 我不知道他們為什么這么和善 可能是因為他們住得離圣誕老人很近吧
I have no idea.But their adult movies,not，you know,it's mostly hugs and hand shakes.and
我完全不知道 但是他們的A片 并不 多數情況下就是擁抱和握手
you know,when somebody orgasms,they scream,goal.
有誰高潮時 就叫嚷著得分
Because I'm old,conan.you know,it probably creeps out the crowd.
因為我老了 柯南 這可能會嚇壞你們
But you know the older you get,you don't stop masturbating.I'm masturbating,and
雖然老了 也不會停止打飛機 我在打飛機
you know,I do it on my side,because of my hip.I don't want to break it.Thank you.
我側身打飛機 因為我的屁股 我不想摔壞屁股 謝謝
And I you know,take an aspirin for my heart.You know,that's the way I do it.
我吃了一片阿司匹林 預防心臟病 我就是這樣的
Say you're responsible about it.yeah,I'm very responsible.
你很負責 是的 我很負責
And you know,tip of the hat to the ladies,because I think the ladies now are really taking care of themselves with these sex toys.
我要向女士們致敬 因為我覺得女士們用性玩具 把自己照顧得很好
You were talking about it in the beginning.I think every woman should have a vibrator.That's what I think.
你一開始說到了 我覺得每個女人都該有按摩棒 我就是這么想的
This side mostly.yeah,that's a responsible thing to say.
大部分是這邊的觀眾 這樣說真負責
yeah,I will tell you,I'll never forget the first time I saw my ex-girlfriend using vibrator.
是啊 我告訴你們吧 我永遠也忘不了我第一次見到我前女友用按摩棒的景象
It blew my mind,because my roommate was holding it and
那讓我震撼了 因為我室友拿著按摩棒呢
Even the camera guys are clapping about the one.We've all been there.
就連攝影師 都鼓掌了 我們都經歷過
Because,you know,let's face it.I think you konw,size is important.
因為 我們面對現實吧 我覺得尺寸很重要
I think that's the way it goes.It got quiet again.Size is important.
我覺得就是這樣 又安靜了 尺寸很重要
