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It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls.
像我這種人一般不受亞洲女孩待見
It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me.
但亞洲女孩怎么就那么吸引我這種人呢
I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls.
我正在做一套公式 定義猶太男孩和亞洲女孩之間的關(guān)系
I don't think it's that complicated.They're hot, they're smart,they're not Jewish, and they can't dance.
我覺得沒那么復(fù)雜，她們又辣又聰明 她們沒有猶太血統(tǒng)，也不會跳舞
Hey, Mark's here.Mark!Be right back.I think I've come up with something.
嘿，馬克來了 馬克 一會兒就回來 我有個想法
Hang on. I gotta tell you something that you're not gonna believe.What?I got punched by the Phoenix.Are you kidding? No.
等等，先讓我說，你決不會相信的 什么？ 鳳凰社要我了 你開玩笑？ 真的
I mean, it's just the first of a four-step process,but they slid the invitation under my door tonight.
總共四場面試，這是第一場 他們往宿舍門里塞邀請信了就今晚的事
I go to my first punch party tomorrow.So...You got punched by the Phoenix.
明天是我的第一場潘趣酒會這么說… 你要進鳳凰社了
Yeah, but, you know,it was probably just a diversity thing.
知道嗎，也許因為我是猶太人
It was just a diversity thing.Just ride that horse until...What did you wanna talk to me about?Mark? Yeah.
或許他們是想吸收多種族的會員那我就藉著這股風(fēng) 你想說什么來著？ 馬克？ 是的
You said you'd come up with something.Yeah, I think I've come up with something.Come outside and let's talk.
你剛才說你有個想法 沒錯，我有個想法，我們到外面說
It's 20 degrees outside.I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls,which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean.
外面只有零下六度 我可不想盯著這個尼亞加拉瀑布看 它和加勒比海半毛錢關(guān)系都沒有
People came to Facemashin a stampede, right?Yeah.But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls.
大家爭先恐后的上我的面挑網(wǎng)是嗎？是的 并不是因為他們愛看辣妹照
You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.Yeah.It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.
這種照片在網(wǎng)上一抓一大把 對 而是因為這些姑娘都是他們認識的
