地點：瑞秋公寓的客廳
人物：瑞秋，莫妮卡，錢德勒，羅斯，喬伊，菲比，泰格
事件：大家給瑞秋送禮物，錢德勒寫的生日賀卡開了不合時宜的玩笑，把瑞秋弄哭了。

Tag: This one's from me. It wasn't on your list, but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.
Rachel: A scooter!
Ross: Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
Rachel: No! No, no, I love it. Thank you.
Chandler: Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!
Joey: Now that you're a couple, we don't get two presents from you guys?
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Rachel: Okay. Happy birthday, Grandma! It's better to be over the hill than buried under it. Your love, Monica and Chandler. That's funny, yeah!
Chandler: No–no–no–no! That was the joke!
Rachel: No, I know! I get it! It's funny!
Chandler: No, because you're not a grandmother!
Rachel: No, I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny.
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!