地點：中央公園咖啡館
人物：莫妮卡，錢德勒，羅斯，喬伊，伊麗莎白
事件：羅斯和伊麗莎白轉為地下情，朋友們開羅斯的玩笑，調侃伊麗莎白的年紀。

Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that, sir.
Ross: Oh, that is quite all right, ma'am.
Chandler: So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Ross: Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.
Chandler: Oh, tell her good luck with that.
Ross: Anyone else? Huh? Bring 'em on!
Rachel: Oo! When's her birthday?
Ross: I don't know, Rachel, why?
Rachel: Well, y'know, it's just been so long since I've been to Chuckie Cheese.
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Ross: Well, thanks!
Monica: Yeah. In fact, I like her so much; you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Y'know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.