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Commencement address. It's going well, it's going well
畢業典禮演講 準備就緒 一切順利
Okay
好
This is going to be great
這會很棒
This is going to be a good one. You guys are fun
這將是很棒的演講 你們這些伙計很有趣
It's going to go really well
一切都會非常順利
Two roads diverged in a wood, and
森林中分出兩條道路 然后…
No
不是
I'm not that lazy
我沒有那么懶
I actually sat through many graduations
我經歷過很多畢業典禮
When I was sitting where you guys are sitting
我坐在你們所坐的位置時
the speaker was Bill Cosby
致辭者是比爾·寇司比
funny man Bill Cosby, he was very funny and he was very brief
比爾·寇司比是個很有趣的人 演講有趣而簡練
and I thanked him for that, but
為此我非常感謝他 但是
he gave us a message
他給我們的建議
that I really took with me
讓我一直受用
that a lot of us never forgot
我們很多人都沒忘記過
about changing the world
是關于改變世界的
He said, "you're not going to change the world, so don't try"
他說 "你們無法改變世界 所以別試了"
That was it
這就完了
He didn't buy that back at all
他完全不打算自圓其說
And then he complained about buying his daughter a car
然后他就開始抱怨給他女兒買車的事
and we left
然后我們就都走了
I remember thinking, "I think I can do better
我在想 "我應該能講得更好"
I think I can be a little more inspiring than that"
"應該比這要更具啟發性一些"
And so, what I'd like to say to all of you
所以 我想跟你們所有人說的是
is that you are all going to die
你們所有人都會死去
This is a good commencement speech
這是一個很好的畢業致辭
because I'm figuring it's only going to go up from here
因為我想沒有其它致辭會比這個更糟了
It can only get better, so this is good
只會越來越好 這很好
