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It's So Simple
顯而易見(jiàn)
Sometimes life is incredibly difficult and painful.
有些人的生活極其的艱難而又痛苦。
If you're looking for a partner to share your life with, it's better to pick someone who's able to meet it headlong with his full faculties.
如果你想尋找一個(gè)可以共享此生的伴侶，最好挑選一個(gè)可以拼盡全力的人。
Extra note to the ladies: If you happen to notice an increase in your drinking or smoking while with Mr. Party Man, please be aware.
給女士們的格外忠告：如果你恰好發(fā)現(xiàn)在和派對(duì)先生一起時(shí)，喝酒和抽煙的幾率增加了，那你就要小心了。
This is not an "if you can't beat it, get drunk with it" situation.
這可不是一個(gè)“如果你跑不掉，那就一醉方休“的情況。
Your getting drunk won't make him seem any less of a drinker.
你喝醉了并不會(huì)損害他是酒鬼的事實(shí)。
Here's Why This One is Hard, by Liz
這就是此事為何艱難的原因，莉茲
I don't know why, but I've dated a lot of alcoholics.
我不知道為什么我跟很多酒鬼戀愛(ài)過(guò)。
Or as I would have probably said at the time, "guys who like to drink a lot."
或者當(dāng)時(shí)我應(yīng)該更恰當(dāng)?shù)姆Q(chēng)之為，“酗酒的男人。”
I really don't know why. There isn't alcoholism anywhere in my family. I'm not a big drinker myself.
我真的不知道這是為什么。我家沒(méi)有酗酒的人。我自己也不是海量的人。
I think I just always thought they were fun.
我覺(jué)得我只是覺(jué)得他們有趣罷了。
I loved when my boyfriend climbed the water tower at my friend's roof party wedding while he was bombed out of his mind and exposed himself to everyone.
我喜歡我男朋友在我朋友屋頂派對(duì)婚禮上爬上水塔，思想爆炸，向大家展示自己的樣子。
I thought it was hilarious. And when that guy, drunk, lit a pack of firecrackers in his kitchen just to make me laugh? Well, that was adorable.
我覺(jué)得那很好笑。當(dāng)那哥們兒喝醉了，在廚房點(diǎn)著一盒鞭炮只是為博我一笑時(shí)，那真是可愛(ài)極了。
I found it particularly amusing when my boyfriend disappeared for a week and, after a lot of calling, I found out he moved back in with his ex-girlfriend.
我覺(jué)得當(dāng)我男朋友消失一禮拜，在打了很多電話(huà)給他后，發(fā)現(xiàn)他搬回前女友那兒去的時(shí)候尤其好笑。
I think there are probably personality traits that many alcoholics share that happen to be the traits that I find really attractive.
我覺(jué)得許多酒鬼所共有的性格特點(diǎn)恰好很吸引我。
The drunks I've dated were all spontaneous, funny, passionate, smart, creative, emotionally unavailable, unreliable, insensitive, dishonest, and slightly abusive.
和我約會(huì)的酒鬼都是自然的，有趣的，熱情的，聰明的，創(chuàng)造性的，情緒不穩(wěn)定，不可靠，不敏感，不誠(chéng)實(shí)，和輕微的虐待。
How I loved them all. So what's hard about this one?
我都喜歡。所以這有什么困難的么？
Nothing much. Except, boy, does alcohol factor in a lot in the beginning stages of dating.
什么都沒(méi)有。除了男孩在戀愛(ài)初期就表現(xiàn)出了許多喝酒的特質(zhì)。
The first kiss, the first time having sex...most relationships would never get off the ground without a couple of glasses of wine first, and there ain't nothing wrong with that.
初吻，初次做愛(ài)......許多戀情在取得進(jìn)展時(shí)離不開(kāi)一杯事前酒，但是那是無(wú)害的。
