Here Comes the Flu
豬流感爆發
Jason read the news. He watched the news. He listened to the news. The swine flu was coming. The swine flu was dangerous. The swine flu was a killer. It killed people. Everyone should get a shot. Jason was not worried about the swine flu. He was healthy. “I am as healthy as a horse,” he said. “I never get the flu. I never get sick.” Jason was a talk show host. He talked on the radio. He talked for three hours every day. He said, “I’m not getting a swine flu shot.” A doctor called Jason. The doctor told Jason to get a shot. He said, “Come to my office. I’ll give you a free shot.” Jason said no. He was as healthy as a horse. One month later, Jason didn’t go to work. He didn’t go to work for a week. He had the swine flu.
杰森讀了報紙。看了新聞。聽了時事。豬流感爆發。豬流感是人類殺手。它會致人死亡。所有人都應該注射疫苗。杰森不擔心豬流感。他很健康。他說:“我健壯如牛。我從來不會得流感。我從不會生病?!苯苌敲摽谛阒鞒秩?。他在廣播中大談特談。他每天要說三個小時。他說:“我不會去打流感疫苗?!贬t生給杰森打電話。醫生讓杰森注射疫苗。他說:“來我的辦公室,我給你免費注射疫苗?!苯苌唤邮堋K讶缗?。一個月后,杰森沒有上班。他一周都沒來上班。他得了豬流感。
譯文屬可可英語原創,未經允許,不得轉載。