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That's the thing about the idea of a Big Bang.
這就是大爆炸理論的觀點啊
The thing about the idea of a Big Bang is that he's wrong.
大爆炸理論的觀點是錯的
Irrational, and wrong.It's my term, Big Bang, I made it up.
荒謬的 錯的 是我起的名呢 大爆炸 我編的詞
Do you know why I call it that?Because it sounds like a cartoon.
知道我為什么這么叫嗎 因為聽上去像動畫片
The Big Bang theory is cartoon physics.
大爆炸理論是卡通物理
Dennis agrees with this, don't you, Dennis? Lunch?
丹尼斯也這么想 對不對 去吃飯啊
The pope is the Big Bang man.
教皇支持大爆炸
Because?Because before the Big Bang, there was nothing.
為什么 因為大爆炸之前 什么都沒有
no space, no time, no matter,
沒有空間 沒有時間 沒有物質
no science, no rules, which leaves room for? Guess who?
沒有科學 沒有規律 那猜猜就剩誰了
Lord God Almighty.Religion is the enemy of science, young man.
萬能的主啊 年輕人 宗教是科學的敵人
If Catholicism had its way, we all still live in a flatter,
如果天主教當道 那地球還是平的
at the centre of the universe with the hell down below
而且還是宇宙的中心 腳下有地獄
and the heaven just so much on the left of the moon.
天堂就掛在月亮的左邊
This is 1963, God is dead.
現在是1963年了 上帝完了
Stay away from Big Bangs, cartoons are bad for you.
別去想大爆炸 卡通于你無益
White dielectric material.I'm sorry?
白色介電材料 什么
Lots of them. Inside antenna horn.
有很多 就在天線喇叭內部
Had to be it, had to be the cause of the hiss.
一定是這些東西引起了嘶嘶聲
White dielectric material? - Yes.
白色介電材料 -沒錯
Pigeon shit, all over the horn.You know what we did?
鴿子糞 喇叭上到處都是 知道我們做了什么嗎
Unbelievable. - Unbelievable.What did you do?
難以置信 -難以置信 你們做什么了
We posted them.The pigeons?We posted the pigeons.
我們寄出去了 寄鴿子嗎 我們把鴿子寄出去了
The people we worked for had an internal mail and offices are all over American.
我們的雇主 有遍布全美的內部郵政和辦公機構
We posted the pigeons as far away as we can send them.
我們把鴿子盡量地往遠了送
Did it work?They came home.There was the homie pigeons.They weren't ready to leave.So what did you do?
起作用了嗎 他們飛回來了 這些鴿子很戀家 他們就是不肯走 那你們怎么辦
