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It's my pleasure and honor to introduce to you, Class of 2013, the Woz and only Mr. Steve Wozniak
2013屆畢業生們 我非常榮幸地為你們介紹 獨一無二的史蒂夫?沃茲尼亞克先生
Thank you. Thank you very much
謝謝你們 非常感謝
You've really got it, made it in life when you can be refered to by one name like Steve or something like that
當你能被人們用一個名字提起 比如史蒂夫什么的 你的生活就真的很成功了
My proudest moment of my life, I get asked that all the time, and I think back to pictures I've seen at my diploma,
我經常被問到我人生中最引以為豪的時刻 想想我的畢業證書上的照片
It was my graduation day right here in this campus
就會回答 是我在這個校園里畢業的那一天
So hear that I've never said otherwise
聽我說 我從沒有過其他的答案
Now my wife and I are both a little bit mathematical
我的妻子和我都有點數學式思維
I'm not gonna make a real profound speech because the ideas you get in your own head are where the real profound comes from
我不準備做一篇非常深奧的演講 因為真正深奧的東西來自于你們自己腦中的想法
My wife and I are mathematical
我的妻子和我習慣數學式思維
So when we go to a hotel, we judge the room by the room number
所以當我們到達一個旅館的時候 我們會根據房間號來評判房間
And so this time my wife determinedly said 4 or 9, that's 2 squared or 3 squared We got a good room
這回我妻子堅定地說 要4或者9號吧 那是2和3的平方 我們選了一個好房間
Along those lines I'll give you a little homework episode which is is there a full moon on the same day everywhere on earth?
在演講當中我會給你們布置一點小小的作業 地球上的所有地方會不會在同一天迎來滿月
Think about that on your own time
你們自己下去想
Another thing that I always get in my mind is the tassel was on the right when I graduated from Berkeley
另外一件讓我揮之不去的事情是 我從伯克利畢業的時候 流蘇在右邊
And when we graduated we move the tassel to the left
畢業之后我們把流蘇挪到左邊
I assumed this must be a standard rule of universities
我原以為這一定是各個大學的一項標準規定
When the internet came along I looked it up
有了互聯網之后我就上網查
And I found that some did the opposite way
我發現有些大學里的順序正相反
Some had it on all four corners depending on different things
有的大學里會根據不同情況把流蘇放在四個角上
And in Davis, half of the people had it on the left to start with half on the right
在戴維斯分校 一半的人開始的時候放在左邊 一半放在右邊
I finally figured out it was to keep the tassel out of the way of your face when your pictures being taken
我終于弄明白了 這是為了在拍照的時候 不讓流蘇擋住你的臉
