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probably be very interesting to you
很感興趣
The problem is it takes kind of
問題在于它需要
an English literature departure point like Malory
一個類似馬洛里的英國文學的出發點
You know, they were for Mallory, but that's garbage
你知道的,它是由馬洛里改編的
You know
但那都是垃圾,你知道的
Malory just kinda puts together what a lot of people did for him, and then stuff
馬洛里只是把別人所做的東西拼湊起來
died out, and people came back
等東西消失了,人們回來了
who couldn't speak anything but English and found Malory
人們只會說英語,只能去看馬洛里的東西
I'm not saying Mallory's not important
我不是在說馬洛里不重要
but he's only one of many people but this is good
但是他只是很多人中的一個,但這沒什么不好
You won't believe this but I conned some people out
你也許不相信,但我排除了一部分人
to giving me some money to buy me a genuine suit of armor
給我一些錢去買一副真正的盔甲
A real suit of armor
真正的盔甲
Hand-made
手工的
There is one armorer the German word is Platno
有一個做盔甲的人,在德語里叫普拉圖
in the Americas who is guild-trained in Germany
他在美洲,不過是在德國受的訓練
This guy's an interseting story, and he has a website
這個人有個很有趣的故事,而且還有個網站
One word: carlofgermany com
地址是carlofgermany com
He has a website
他有一個網站
He actually find my suit of armor is on his website,
他真的在他的網站上找到了我要的盔甲
but it's we'll have an armor day where volunteers can try,
我們有一個盔甲日,志愿者們可以試穿
not if you want
當然如果你不愿意的話也可以不試
I tell you I'm gonna go buy about 20 pairs of cotton gloves
我要買將近20雙棉手套
though because I just got through polishing it
因為我剛剛完成了盔甲的拋光
I think I wanna apply to get a graduate assistant to be my squire and polish
我覺得我想申請一個研究生助理
the armor
當我的侍從并給我的盔甲拋光
Some of you might be disappointed because it's not shining armor, but
你們中的一些人可能會失望,因為它并不是閃亮的盔甲
shining armor really comes very very much at the end
但是最后它真的已經很接近閃亮了
This is parade armore, it's 16 gauge
它是一個游行用的盔甲,是16碼
It it's it's really neat
它非常整潔
He lives in my office
放在我的辦公室里
His name is Arnold
它的名字是阿諾德
And the reason his name is Arnold
至于我為什么叫它阿諾德
I just picked him about 6 months ago
我是在6個月之前選中了它
and my daughters were both here for Christmas
我的兩個女兒也在這兒過圣誕節
and so of course I had to put him on
所以我當然要把它穿上
And once you get Arnold on, you feel all pumped up
你一旦把阿諾德穿上,就覺得自己精力無窮
And so, you all start posing and stuff so his name became Arnold from Arnold
所以,你開始擺各種姿勢,然后它的名字
Schwarzenegger
從阿諾德直到施瓦辛格
But it's very interesting because I do have a documentary
有趣的是,我有一個歷史頻道的紀錄片
from History Channel Knights and Armor,
騎士與鎧甲
and History of Knights to a large extent is the history of armor
在很大一定程度上,騎士歷史就是鎧甲歷史
