英文原文:
Jess: But still, I didn't want this wallpaper. And every time I try to open a program, all I see is a cross-dressing Bush.
Ann: I heard about that horrible virus! It automatically e-mails itself as an attachment to everyone in your address book.
Jess: Well, it's already got on my computer. How do I get rid of it?
Ann: Vote it out in the next election.
Jess: Hey, knock it off-this is serious!
Ann: Have the IT department run a virus disinfection program. Hopefully, the problem will be gone by 2005.

參考譯文:

潔絲：但話說回來，我不想要這種桌面啊。而且每次我想要開程序，就只看得到一個穿女裝的布什。
小安：我有聽過那可怕的病毒！它會把自己當附加檔，自動轉寄給你通訊簿里的每個人。
潔絲：呃，它現在已經跑進我的計算機里了。我要怎么清掉？
小安：下次選舉讓它敗選啰。
潔絲：嘿，別開玩笑了——這是認真的！
小安：請信息部門來掃毒。但愿這個問題能夠在二零零五年后消失

重點詞匯:

wallpaper (n.)
（計算機屏幕上的）桌面
I don't like the default wallpaper on my computer.
我不喜歡我計算機預設的桌布。
cross-dressing (n.)
穿異性服裝
Most guys who like cross-dressing are heterosexual.
許多喜歡穿異性服裝的男生是異性戀。
horrible (a.)
可怕的
A: This movie is so horrible.
這部電影好可怕。
B: Last week's was even worse.
上周的更可怕。
get rid of
擺脫
Please help me get rid of all the ants in my house.
請幫我除掉我屋子里所有的螞蟻。
vote out
投票擊敗。此處的it是指「George W. Bush病毒」，但vote someone out也有「讓某人敗選」之意，語帶雙關。之后提到二○○五年這病毒可能消失，是因為該年是下屆美國總統大選年
I want to vote out our new chairman--he's no good.
我想要讓我們的新主席敗選—他根本不好。
IT (n.)
信息科技，information technology的縮寫。IT部門負責企業內信息設備軟硬件的維護及管理
IT is a major sector of Taiwan's economy.
信息科技是臺灣經濟的主要部分。
disinfection (n.)
消毒，此指消除計算機病毒。而infect (v.) 則為「感染」
I'm going to use some alcohol to disinfect your wound.
我要用些酒精消毒你的傷口。