英文原文:
James:He's only interested in harassing you. How can he expect us to have so much time to waste?
Jess: I almost want to send him a virus to shut his stupid computer down.
James:As obnoxious as Bean is, we should still try to finish this case.
Jess: True-well, do you have any forwards for me to send him?
James:Yeah! Remember that one about putting light bulbs in your mouth?

參考譯文:

詹姆士：他只對騷擾你感興趣。他怎么會以為我們有這么多閑工夫？
潔　絲：我差點想寄病毒給他，讓他的蠢計算機開不了機。
詹姆士：雖然炳這么討厭，我們還是必須想辦法結束這個案子。
潔　絲：對——不過，你有可以讓我寄給他的轉寄信嗎？
詹姆士：有??！記得那個把電燈泡放進嘴巴里的信嗎

重點詞匯:

virus (n.)
病毒
Scientists have confirmed that SARS is caused by a virus.
科學家已經證實SARS是由病毒引起的。
shut down
關機
I shut down the computer and now I can't get it to turn on again.
我關掉了計算機，現在我卻無法再度開機。
light bulb
燈泡。這里James提到的轉寄信，是指最近網絡上流傳英國規定不可以把電燈泡放在嘴巴里，但有人不信邪，結果電燈泡真的拿不出來的轉寄信
A: Why is your room is so dark?
你的房間怎么那亂？
B: I need to buy a new light bulb.
我得去買個新燈泡了。