If I could invent a pill, it
如果我能發明一種藥物
would be a thin pill with no horrible side effects.
就發明一種沒有可怕的副作用的減肥藥
I think mine would just have to be a
我覺得我會發明
general one for any very, very severe illness that people get.
一種治愈嚴重疾病的藥
Oh, that's nice, that's so much less selfish than me.
說的真好 你比我無私多了
If I would invent any pill,
如果我能發明藥物的話
it would be something that would cure everything
我就會發明一種萬能藥
and it would be called...
給它取名叫作
..infection curer.
感染救星
This love of pills is not without good reason.
人們對藥物的喜愛也是合情合理的
They perform miracles on a daily basis,
只要每天按時服用就能創造奇跡
none more so than antibiotics.
尤其是抗生素藥物
I believe they're magic, yes, antibiotics.
我認為抗生素是個奇跡
I'm all for those.
我對它完全認同