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The World's Greatest Swordsman
世界上最偉大的擊劍手

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage.
在一場世界最佳擊劍手表演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。

A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.
一只蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。

The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.
觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一只蒼蠅切成了四半。

A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
現(xiàn)場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way!
他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那只昆蟲還在繼續(xù)飛行!

The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
“你為什么這么高興？”有人嚷道，“你沒擊中!”

"wow," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
“啊，”劍手答道，“你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。”

Notes:
1.exhibition
n.陳列，展覽；展覽品，陳列品；表明；[法]（證據(jù)等的）提出
eg.
make an exhibition of oneself
[口]當眾出丑, 當眾鬧笑話, 出洋相
on exhibition
展出
place/put sth. on exhibition
展出某物

2.fencer擊劍家=swordsman

3.cut sth in half把……切成兩半
slice sth into quarters把……切成四分

4.aghast
adj.驚呆的；嚇呆的；被…嚇呆；被嚇得目瞪口呆
eg.
He stood aghast at the terrible sight.
他被眼前的可怕景象嚇呆了。

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