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【英文原文2】
（2）“Now, in the midst of these intestine disquiets, we are threatened with an invasion from the island of Blefuscu, which is the other great empire of the universe, almost as large and powerful as this of his Majesty. For as to what we have heard you affirm, that there are other kingdoms and states in the world, inhabited by human creatures as large as yourself, our philosophers are in much doubt；and would rather conjecture that you dropped from the moon, or one of the stars；because it is certain, that a hundred mortals of your bulk would, in a short time, destroy all the fruits and cattle of his Majesty’s dominions. Besides, our histories of six thousand moons make no mention of any other regions, than the two great empires of Lilliput and Blefuscu. Which two mighty powers have, as I was going to tell you, been engaged in a most obstinate5) war for six and thirty moons past. It began upon the following occasion. It is allowed on all hands, that the primitive6) way of breaking eggs before we eat them, was upon the larger end：but his present Majesty’s grandfather, while he was a boy, going to eat an egg, and breaking it according to the ancient practice, happened to cut one of his fingers. Where upon the Emperor his father published an edict, commanding all his subjects upon great penalties, to break the smaller end of their eggs. The people so highly resented this law, that our histories tell us there have been six rebellions raised on that account；where in one emperor lost his life, and another his crown. These civil commotions were constantly fomented by the monarchs of Blefuscu；and when they were quelled, the exiles always fled for refuge to that empire.
It is computed, that eleven thousand persons have, at several times, suffered death, rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end. Many hundred large volumes have been published upon this controversy：but the books of the Big-Endians have been long forbidden, and the whole party rendered incapable by law of holding employments. During the course of these troubles, the emperors of Blefuscu did frequently expostulate by their ambassadors, accusing us of making a schism7) in religion, by offending against a fundamental doc trine of our great prophet Lustrog, in the fifty-fourth chapter of the Brundecral （which is their Alcoran）. This, however, is thought to be a mere strain upon the text：for the words are these：That all true believers shall break their eggs at the convenient end；and which is the convenient end, seems, in my humble opinion, to be left to every man’s conscience, or at least in the power of the chief magistrate8) to determine. Now the Big-Endian exiles have found so much credit in the Emperor of Blefuscu’s court, and so much private assistance and encouragement from their party here at home, that a bloody war hath been carried on between the two empires for six and thirty moons with various success；during which time we have lost forty capital ships, and a much greater number of smaller vessels9), together with thirty thousand of our best seamen and soldiers；and the damage received by the enemy is reckoned to be somewhat greater than ours. However, they have now equipped a numerous fleet, and are just preparing to make a descent upon us；and his Imperial Majesty, placing great confidence in your valor10) and strength, hath commanded me to lay this account of his affairs before you. ”
I desired the Secretary to present my humble duty to the Emperor, and to let him know, that I thought it would not become me, who was a foreigner, to interfere with parties；but I was ready, with the hazard of my life, to defend his person and state against all invaders.
