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Okay, here we go. This is the last one.
好了，這是最后一個了。
You want this cronut? Lift up your shirt and let me see 'em.
你想要這個牛角圈嗎？把你衣服撩起來我看看。
Go get Han. I want to show him what an ab is.
去把阿憨抓過來。我要給他看看什么是真正的腹肌。
Max, you should see the line. It's halfway down the block. We have a line. It's working.
麥克斯，你真該去看看那隊伍。都排到街區的一半了。也有人為我們排隊了。計劃奏效了。
But what's gonna happen now?
但現在要怎么辦？
I worked at Target the Christmas they ran out of tickle me Elmo, and there was so much blood.
某年圣誕，我在塔吉特百貨工作，當"撓癢娃娃"賣完時，場面可是相當血腥啊。
As planned, we'll just calmly switch to our delicious cupcakes, and then those'll sell out too.
按原定計劃，我們只需淡定換上我們美味的小蛋糕，然后坐等賣光光。
Because they're that good. Okay.
因為小蛋糕也很好吃啊。看我的。
Attention, everyone. Everyone, can I have your attention?
各位，注意了。各位，請注意啦。
Actually, we are very sorry, but we are now sold out of cronuts.
我們非常抱歉，但牛角圈已經賣完了。
We do, however, have something even better... Max's homemade cupcakes.
但是我們還有更好吃的麥克斯自制小蛋糕。
All right, go! Leave. Chase your stupid trends.
好吧，走吧走吧！離開這。去追逐白癡的潮流去吧。
But we're not worried! Cupcakes are classic! We're Audrey Hepburn!
但我們一點都不擔心！小蛋糕才是最經典的！我們是業界的奧黛麗亞赫本！
Max, cupcakes are over.
麥克斯，小蛋糕過時了。
And you know why? Because cupcakes are just one thing.
你知道為什么嗎？因為小蛋糕只是一樣事物。
If we had two things, then we'd be something.
如果我們能把兩樣事物合二為一就不得了了。
That does it. I'm calling the dealer.
說得對。我打電話給賣家。
I don't think we should order more cronuts.
我覺得我們不該再買牛角圈了。
Oh, no, I mean my drug dealer. I need to take the edge off.
不，我說的賣家是我的藥頭。我要舒緩下壓力。
This sucks. I feel worse about myself than I did when I dropped the torso man.
真郁悶！我把假人摔地上那會都沒這么自我感覺糟糕。
