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Max, is that the first time you said "I love you"?
麥克斯，這是你第一次說"我愛你"嗎？
Don't look at me. I'm embarrassed. Now what do we do?
不要看人家。人家害羞啦?，F(xiàn)在我們干嘛？
So you're not sick of me?
所以你并不煩我嗎？
You are the only person in the entire world I am not sick of.
你是全世界我唯一不會覺得煩的人。
Caroline... There's a woman here who said she paid to slap you.
卡洛琳...有個女的說花了錢要賞你巴掌。
If I had known it was an option, I would have thrown my name into that hat.
如果早知道可以這樣，我也參與捐款了。
Well, time to put this on. That's my $500 pledge.
是時候把這個戴上了。那可是我價值500塊的承諾啊。
I'll go. What? I'll take it. I deserve it.
我去吧。什么？我替你挨巴掌。我活該。
You've already gotten a slap in the face from me.
你已經(jīng)被我扇了一耳光了。
But she's expecting to see me.
但她要見的是我。
No, she's expecting to see a clueless woman wearing a paper bag.
錯，她要見的是一個戴著紙袋的白癡女人。
And even though I wasn't planning on becoming that woman for another 20, 25 years, I owe you.
雖然我本計劃是20，25年后才打算變成這樣的女人，但今天算我欠你的。
Seriously? You're not gonna stop me?
真的嗎？你不打算阻止我嗎？
Nope. And, Max... I love you too.
不打算。對了，麥克斯...我也愛你。
I'm so sick of you.
我真是煩死你了。
