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Who the hell is that? It's so late.
是哪個王八蛋啊？都這么晚了。
It's probably the cat, or the guy who's raping girls in Brooklyn. Open the door, and roll the dice.
可能是那喵星人，也可能是布魯克林連環強奸犯。開門看運氣吧。
Oh, please. Please, somebody tell me they killed that damn cat.
拜托。拜托告訴我有人已經宰了那只賤貓。
And where did it learn how to say hello?
還有，那只貓去哪里學說"哈嘍"的啊？
Told you.
我就說吧。
It's been keeping me up all night.
被它害得我整晚不能睡。
This poor cat has been crying at our door every night trying to get in,
這可憐的喵星人在我們門外叫了好幾晚想進來，
trying to get a little warm milk, maybe a skosh of tuna.
想蹭兩口溫牛奶，可能再加兩口鮪魚。
Max, that's our dinner tomorrow.
麥克斯，那是我們明天的晚餐。
Wait. Be careful. A cat is not always a cat.
等等。你們要小心。貓不見得一定是貓。
Oh, please continue.
請繼續往下說。
In Poland, we believe if you die outside, you're reincarnated as a cat.
在波蘭，我們相信如果你橫死野外，你會轉生為一只貓。
Am I the only one who thinks Poland sounds like a real freak show?
我是唯一覺得波蘭像是真實版奇人異事秀嗎？
So never let a cat in, because it's just a person that's been reincarnated and will bring in all the bad jews.
絕對別讓貓進來，因為那只是某個轉生的人會帶各種"壞猶太"進來。
I think you mean juju.
你是想說壞運氣吧。
Oh, do I? Nighty-night.
是嗎？晚安啦。
Look, we just have to put up with it, and after a while, it'll go away on its own.
我們只需要忍它一會，等上一陣，它就會自己走掉了。
Go away on its own? It's a stray cat, not my father.
自己走掉？它是流浪喵星人，不是我老爸。
Good night, Max.
晚安，麥克斯。
Fine. No kitty for Max. No kitty for Max.
行。麥麥沒小喵喵。麥麥沒小喵喵。
See, Max, I told you the cat would stop. Max? Max.
麥克斯，你看，我就說它會消停吧。麥克斯？麥克斯。
Can we keep it, mom? Can we keep it?
媽，我們能養它嗎？能養嗎？
